The morning after shower

We all relish it. It's that shower we take, the morning after a long night on the town. That hot water running through your hair, down your face, and down your body; it washes away all the sins of the previous night, the absurdities you uttered to random people as well as people you knew, and the sleazy comments to unsuspecting young women. Most of all it washes away the sweat from a night long sexual escapade with a newly found friend, a nubile brunette with a slight French accent. Of course it also washes away the traces of vomit which occurred on the way back home after a short ride on the train. Here's to the morning after shower, the great cleanser, of the soul, the mind, and of course the body.