Lazy Saturday afternoon, parking, breasts, and of course Magibon.

It's raining outside and it hasn't stopped since yesterday afternoon.  Sometimes it's a little bit of drizzle and sometimes it downpours.  Traffic going into the city yesterday was brutal and real sloppy.  Once I got in I spent no less than 45 minutes trying to find parking on the Lower East side, Alphabet city.  There was not one spot and I finally had to park about 12 blocks uptown.  There's nothing worse than getting to dinner with your pants are soaked all the way up to your calves.  It's one of those feeling that rank up there with forgetting to use a q-tip to dry your ears after showering.  That wet cold feeling just stays with you for hours. 

The parking situation in the city is a direct result of the 142,000 free New York city parking placards that are given to police and auxilliary officers as well as civilian employees.  http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/06/nyregion/06parking.html?scp=2&sq=parking&st=nyt They aren't tracked and there are many counterfeit ones as well.  How do you even remedy something like that?  I'm glad that soon I'll be residing in the city itself and won't have to worry about driving and parking at all.

On a totally different note...what is it about large breasted women that just sends me into a frenzy?  The breasts, in my opinion, are really the essence of all that is good in this world.  A pretty face with a nice large (but not too big) pair of breasts, and a slim waist, is my ideal woman, always.  Think Keeley Hazell. 

Have you ever seen the videos by Magibon on youtube? http://youtube.com/user/MRirian This is a prime example of what a ridiculous waste of time youtube can be and that people will watch almost anything.  The videos are mostly of this young girl staring into the camera and occasionally muttering something in Japanese.  She has huge eyes which make her look like an alien.  She also makes pouty faces.  The comments show that some people share my cynicism while others absolutely love looking at 30 second snippets of this girl staring at a camera and making weird faces.  Just to give you an idea of how many times people have killed brain cells looking at her, her most viewed video has been watched 2.6 million times.  Here's a funny reaction video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMY05M5fp4Q